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My American Sanity has been lost near the big mall. She is a tall green female wrapped in a shawl, holding a book. You can't miss her, she has a big torch in the other paw.
Seems that many people with loud mouths and insane ideas of how to keep America safe include keeping kids in cages at the border and letting billionaires get tax breaks, while the rest of us scuffle for a living.
American Sanity has a valid license around her neck, but we cannot afford any health insurance and she is prone to bark at people with automatic weapons (which is just about everyone in our neighborhood).
If you see American Sanity please report her to the authorities as I d love to see America regain her sanity soon.
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